05 April 2009

Creationist Screed

I am willing to concede that the universe was created by God if you are willing to concede that He made it the way that it appears.

Hell, I will be willing to concede creation if you are willing to willing to take seven days and multiply them by 3.65x10^11.

I'll be willing to concede that abortion is murder if you'll concede that wiping the seed of families like The Shitheels off the face of the planet is a net good.

I'll concede that insulting Islam is wrong if you'll concede that they have to apologize for all the murders.

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