23 June 2011

Another Mystery Solved!

I have figured out why the mississippi river basin is overflowing and causing all this flooding!

It's from all the blood running in the streets in Iowa from six months of being a shall-issue state!

Or all the precipitation they got over the winter and spring.

Iowa was the 39th state to go shall-issue.  The 39th in a row that didn't get any of the dire effects predicted by the gun banners.

I predict that this is the typical situation and Wisconsin will be just like Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut*, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia and Wyoming.

*Wikipedia says there's some dispute about this state being shall-issue.

Alaska, Arizona, Vermont and Wyoming (pending) don't require a permit at all.  Montana doesn't require a permit outside of a city.

Alabama is officially a may issue state, but is regarded as shall issue in practice.

Even the may issue states aren't experiencing massive gun violence from their few permit holders.

We do seem to have a lot of gun crime in the two remaining places in the US without a permit.  Illinois and Washington DC.  Go figure.

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