I have a couple of hints for you...
If <gasp> you <gasp> can't <gasp> breathe <gasp> you <gasp> shouldn't <gasp> be <gasp> talking <GASP GASP GASP>.
Check the <rumble rumble rumble> wind speeds.
Two words: Tri Pod.
Have a helper shoot you in the left foot with a pellet rifle every time you say "uh".
Learn to write.
Rehearse! Don't post your first attempt.
About that writing thing, if you can say everything you need to say without showing an actual video, just write it down and post to a blog. This saves me from listening to your emphysema, not hearing you from the wind over the mic and getting motion sickness because you clearly drank a fifth of vodka to get the courage to post, but forgot what that would do to your steadiness.
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