Bob: Dave, come here and see how many people thought we were serious about making a kilt!
Dave: HA! Look at all those suckers. April Fools, suckers!
Bob: Hey! That's a lot of people, isn't it?
Dave: Wait a second, looking at this response I think we'd be the suckers if we don't make these.
Bob: Yeah, we'd be idiots to walk away from customers demanding to give us money.
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