Wear some undies next time.
That will save you from all that devastation.
Also; in front of a mirror, do a vigorous version of The Twist, if anything flops out that shouldn't: change outfits.
Your choice of dress (or undress) created the situation and you've been a celebrity long enough to know what those cameras are looking for.
File it under "don't give them the opportunity".
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