15 April 2013

Euology

When I die I want everyone I know to expound to anyone who will listen about what a miserable excuse for a human being I was.

Argue that the world is a better place now that I've left it.

Speculate at why it took so long for me to die and if there'd been any justice I'd have died sooner.

You get bonus points if the believe what you are saying!

PS:  If I die doing something selfless or heroic, express shock and disbelief that such a horrid person would ever make such a sacrifice for others.

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