15 July 2015

Does Anything Normal Happen Here

Headline: "Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo."

Pleasedon'tbeFlorida! Pleasedon'tbeFlorida! Pleasedon'tbeFlorida! Pleasedon'tbeFlorida! Pleasedon'tbeFlorida! Pleasedon'tbeFlorida!

"A Florida woman is facing a domestic battery charge..."

Pleasedon'tbenearhere! Pleasedon'tbenearhere! Pleasedon'tbenearhere! Pleasedon'tbenearhere! Pleasedon'tbenearhere! Pleasedon'tbenearhere!

"The confrontation Saturday evening occurred while a St. Petersburg Police Department officer was inside the home of..."

DAMMIT!DAMMIT!DAMMIT!DAMMIT!DAMMIT!DAMMIT!

We watch Cops! every once and a while and episodes in Florida have a certain... um... flavor. I dunno what's in the water, but I think it's excreted by manatees.

Sad h/t to WeaponsMan

2 comments:

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    1. No. I have read the article and I still have not seen it. Nope. LALALALALALALALALALA not happening!

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