03 October 2015

I Ain't No Crackah

I be a carpetbagger.

I was born up there in DamnYankeeLand, and moved south to exploit its riches.

FFS, get your stereotyping right!


  1. Cracker is the Florida Cowboy. Florida cowboys pre-date the cowboys of western legend by probably a century. They get ther name because they use whips and crack them to drive the herd.
    Thus endeth the unwanted lesson. :D

    1. Yup, and I ain't be one. :P

      An alternate definition, because there's Georgia crackers too, is it's the crack of the overseer's whip on the slaves.

      Not one of those either.


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