I swear that I just read an article about how DNA testing of Egyptian mummies has shown they had an identifiable gene linked to being blonde and this being proof that the Ptolemy dynasty was of Grecian origins.
There was a denial from some social justice type about how the Pharaohs were black and it was some sort of racist conspiracy to deny African Americans their rightful heritage... or something.
I have memories of reading this just before a nap and a strong urge to link to it when I got up.
According to my browser history, I read NOTHING of the sort.
I dreamt it.
It's odd because I don't often remember my dreams.