23 August 2017

If I Were President

And the congressional majority from my own party was stalling my agenda...

Have the cops lock the doors during the State of the Union address and announce, "OK, assholes, we're here until we get it decided one way or another."

Got the supreme court right there to ask questions.

Shut off the damn AC too.  Potty breaks are for closers!

Food?  You wanna eat, get to votin'!

1 comment:

  1. I forget where I read it years ago. The author stated that in order to get Congress moving, you just need to get rid of the chairs and force them to be standing up.

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