03 February 2026

Gasparilla Lacking

Tampa has an annual festival honoring a pirate.

I realized that I don't even own a cutlass.

Then, thinking of pirates, I realized that I also don't own a rapier.

I tended to take a point and edge rapier for my pirate characters because fencing weapons got bonuses in GURPS 3e that were worth having.  They're not as unbalancing in 4e.

Not that I even have the first clue about how to wield either properly.

Well, maybe the first clue.

I was a fair hand with an epee once.

Once.  Long ago.  When I was very young.

I've never used a short sword past a wakizashi.  Prolly similar enough to a cutlass, but I'd never claim to have been proficient.

Come to think on it, I don't have a proper piratical flint-lock either!

Probably not fill any of these empty slots, I don't cosplay any more.

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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous04 February, 2026 02:27

    To quote Antonio Banderas response to Anthony Hopkins in Zoro when asked if he knew how to use a sword: "Of course. The pointy end goes into the other man."


    BC

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