I trend towards treating Memorial Day with somber reflection and an adult beverage or two.
Willard counsels me that there are fallen comrades whose lives are best celebrated with grilling burgers, and pounding down beers at the beach shouting, "show us your tits!"
Ayup.
But should the Davy McGuire Memorial Day Lap Dance with Shots and Beer be a thing?
I'll hoist one privately tonight...
ReplyDeleteI'll enjoy a private one; but I know a guy resting next his Great Great Grandfather, who gave it eveything to stop,the Yankees, who if he,was hear would,most definitely want to be at the lake pounding Natty and looking for tits
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