17 August 2017

I Can Save You

Mothers; The Gods, being sexist, demand a female virgin sacrifice to allow the sun to return from being eaten by the moon.

If you act now, I can prevent them from being wasted being sacrificed to uncaring and unhearing deities.

If your daughter is not a virgin... she's not a valid sacrifice.

All I need is a small fee, valid state issued photo ID for age verification and some vitamin E.

If you are uncertain of you or your daughter's virginal state, services can still be rendered.

Act now! Operators are standing by!
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2 comments:

  1. The Old Man18 August, 2017 15:55

    Y'all are having too much fun taunting the virgins that are left in society.
    Y'all realize that the ladies will bt as least as ugly as me, right?

    Best have a blindfold and earplugs.....

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    1. Angus McThag19 August, 2017 13:27

      Oh, there's some cuties out there as well. This joke started because we're friends with the mother of one who's staying at home while she's doing college. She's claiming she's still a virgin.

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