Watching a history of Ukraine...
The Cossack reply to the Turks demand to surrender:
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!I think that checked all the boxes!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons. We have no fear of your army; by land and by sea we will battle with thee. Fuck thy mother!
Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedoninan wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podilian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cum, unchristianed brow. Screw thine own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the skiy, the year with the Lord. The day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
Yeah, back when cursing your enemies was a true art form. Sniff, I mess that mightily.
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