I reiterate! Someone keep me out of public before I feel the need to complete the arcane rituals and spells of become the cursed undead.
11 May 2023
Someone Tell Her
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Stuff holy wafers in its mouth. Blessed silver spikes driven through its eyes. Chop its head off with a blessed axe after driving a blessed wooden stake through its heart. Separate the two pieces to opposite sides of a fast moving body of water. Stuff the body with more holy wafers. Douse both head and body lavishly with holy oil and set on fire during the day. Burn it all until carbonized. Then sprinkle the dust in all the oceans of the world, maybe even go high tech and launch some into the Sun so as to keep any parts from being able to coalesce and reform in any significant amount.
ReplyDeleteShort of nuclear fire, it's the only way to be sure you've got the physical form and the spiritual form good enough to 'kill' it.
Repeat with a former Speaker of the House. And some others showing Lich-like effects.
And the "litch" = "rich leech witch" shall inherit the earth, 6' under with a granite boulder on top.
ReplyDeleteWow... she really is looking the part.
ReplyDeleteAside from looking like a less pale Emperor Palpatine, Di Fi is an excellent argument in favor of a mandatory retirement age in Congress. I'd trade McConnell for Feinstein and Pelosi in a second.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone tries to explain anything to her, they're going to need a drawing pad and a box of crayons.
ReplyDeleteBy first-hand reports, she neither knows where she is nor what's going on most of the time.
In the hospital, she would be found incompetent to make basic self-care decisions, and a guardian with power of attorney would have to be appointed after a hearing.
For Congress, "incompetent to make decisions" is a bullet point box to check off on the job application under "Qualifications For The Job".
Word of the day: Kakistocracy
My first thought is that this picture just goes to prove that the Elizabeth Bathory plan doesn't work.
ReplyDeleteMy second thought, however, is that I just caught myself making an unsupported assumption. No, I can't actually show a Bathory-less picture for comparison.
The Republicans also keep their undead in office as well.
ReplyDeleteI think no one aged 70 years and up should be in government. Screw term limits, there should be an age limit. I am (un)dead serious on that.
-Jking