In one of my nexus worlds I had a barbeque place called The Tall Hog.
It was popular with the Orc and Goblinoid crowd.
Because of this, it was also a "rough" place.
I don't recall any player character trying it out.
The Tall Hog specialized in serving people meat, it's a play on long pig.
Because the nexus was pure Barter Town, there were very few rules, but you could be assured that the "livestock" was not murdered in the nexus itself. I didn't go into how they sourced their meat.
I had not actually decided!
But I found a note today that suggested that they were serving pork and it was all false advertising!
But I still regret never being able to do the scene where the players have figured out that Soylent Green IS People and the "Try The GIANT Burger" sign doesn't mean a bigger burger.
This is the same nexus where I had a seafood place where the owner/proprietor/entire staff was a group mind of, what looked to be, Christmas Island red crabs.
It had a diving board above the cook-pot and an individual crab would make a great show of diving in to be cooked and served.
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