01 June 2026

The Curriculum Was Thorough

I am going to make a character who's a graduate of a fencing academy.

He knows how to wield a sword, wall in a backyard and sell stolen goods.

5 comments:

  1. He will, of course, never give a straight answer to a question

    Daosus

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  2. Best go read the entire Discworld series by Terry Pratchett before you start ;-)

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  3. Already been done, read Heinlein's "Glory Road", which contains the unforgettable quote, "Only your friends steal your books."

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    1. Sir, we teach FencING, not FencER. We will, of course refund your deposit and we're sorry for this misunderstanding.

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