12 January 2020

They Think It's A Compliment

So, you've got the top off and are enjoying the 82˚ weather in balmy Florida in January when this fucking snowbird slings across two lanes of traffic to get in front of you to be fifteen under...

You start to curse their DamnYankee ass when you see that Maine plate.

You now experience the frustration of using more conventional insults because someone from Maine has no idea that being a Yankee is something to be ashamed of.

Even the Massholes know this one... but not Mainers.
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4 comments:

  1. SofwareJanitor12 January, 2020 16:42

    Mainers are the hillbillys of the northwest. And not in a good way.

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  2. MrGarabaldi12 January, 2020 21:21

    Hey Angus;

    The first time I dealt with snowbirds was when I was living in PCB in the early 90's running a Domino's Pizza on the beach. They sucked...I would cut across parking lots to get in front of the damm yankees before the next redlight.

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