Poetic Justice

Rhino poacher trampled by elephants and eaten by lions.

I quote:

(FOX 13) - A poacher who was hunting rhinos in a South African park was reportedly trampled to death by an elephant, and his remains were then eaten by lions.

and

“Entering Kruger National Park illegally and on foot is not wise, it holds many dangers and this incident is evidence of that," Glen Phillips, Kruger National Park's Managing Executive, told the Letaba Herald. "It is very sad to see the daughters of the deceased mourning the loss of their father, and worse still, only being able to recover very little of his remains."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

No Darwin, he's bred already.  His kids should consider getting their tubes tied.