21 November 2021

Funnel

The nearest Bed Bath and Beyond has gone tits up.

Target had no funnels at all.

I was forced to enter Wal Mart the same week as Thanksgiving to find any funnels at all.

Happily, they have the size I was after.

The lack of funnels made me wonder if aging scotch is more popular than ever.

The shoplifters are out in force.  I had my phone out trying to see if there was an alternative to the funnel I was considering and someone started pocketing shit right in front of me.

Loss prevention was on them like stink on shit though.

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