07 December 2015

Skate Plan

I just had another "brilliant" idea!

Tam will doubtlessly remind me that I am not a lawyer and should not give legal advice.

It's THAT good of a plan!

Start posting to Facebook, Twitter, Blogger or what have you that you're looking to get some machineguns and explosives (be specific about the makes and models and choose current USGI issue equipment).

Wait for the FBI to bring you some.

Get arrested.

Plead innocent on the grounds that the government is authorized to arm the militia, and it doesn't designate an agency for the distribution of those arms.

PROFIT!

What could go wrong?
Posted by Angus McThag at 17:39
Labels: , , ,

1 comment:

You are a guest here when you comment. This is my soapbox, not yours. Be polite. Inappropriate comments will be deleted without mention. Amnesty period is expired.

Do not go off on a tangent, stay with the topic of the post. If I can't tell what your point is in the first couple of sentences I'm flushing it.

If you're trying to comment anonymously: You can't. Log into your Google account.

If you can't comprehend this, don't comment; because I'm going to moderate and mock you for wasting your time.

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)