18 January 2013

Entitlement In A Nutshell

Me: I'm going to buy Steve a new house!

Dave: Wow, that's sure nice of you!

Me: Here's the bill.

Dave: Why do I have to pay for it?

Steve:  Woo HOOOOOO, NEW HOUSE!  Now I need a car because my house has a garage!

Dave:  I'm not paying for this.

Me: If you don't pay I'll lock you in prison.

Dave: You can't do this!

Me: I have guys with guns.

Dave: Who do I make the check to?

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