They Should Sue

DSArms aka DSA should sue the Democratic Socialists of America also aka DSA for use of their trademark.

I think they are due substantial financial compensation for the clear damage done to their reputation. 

Restuarant Ideas

 "New Delhi Steakhouse"  India themed like Longhorn is western themed, all vegetarian.

 "REAL Vegan Diner"  Just a normal diner, but hire actors to profess to being vegan and extoll the virtues of various cuts of their own bodies in a manner similar to "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."  Then they leave the table, you pay them, they never come back out front.  Serve pork and "steak" made from soy and lentils.

Dallas? DALLAS?

The best bagel is made in Dallas, Texas by Starship Bagel.

In before Texans claim bagels were invented in Texas and never had cream cheese schmear. 

Just For The Record

Whomever thought that, "As long as the grass grows and the water flows," meant forever was a fool.

Because in the land in question, the grass stops growing and the water stops flowing every winter.

Sometimes you can tell which side had legal representation by the contract's terms. 

Americans Really Will Use Anything To Avoid Using The Metric System

An incredible 64 million cubic metres of rock – the equivalent of 24 Great Pyramids - splashed into the water below.

Devil's Advocate

Is it possible that the reason that Illinois' map is gerrymandered so that every representative can have an office in Chicago and has nothing to do with race or party affiliation?

I'm here all night, try the veal and don't forget to tip your server.
 

Retention

Lots of gunwriters extol the virtues of pistol retention and gush about holsters that will help with the task.

But I appear to be the only pro-gun advocate even talking about lanyards.

Something To Consider

How would Spain, France or Germany know we'd overflown their countries with our B-2's?

Think about it. 

Pretty Decent

Got cheap beer from one brewery and free beer from another.

Didn't have to use my AK.

Gotta admit: it's a good Friday.

What Else Would You Call It?

Viagra is a recreational pharmaceutical.

Change my mind.

I'd Giggle

The US, technically, doesn't need the oil that comes through the Straits of Hormuz.

That means that it's someone else that needs that waterway open.

And several of the nations who NEED that oil are refusing to help keep it open.

It'd be funny as fuck if we decided to just keep all that oil for ourselves since we're the ones keeping the shipping lane open and used it to lower domestic oil prices and just mailed copies of "The Little Red Hen" to everyone.

Wrong Side Of The Bed

Don't interrupt a USMC air defense unit's naptime...

 Especially when they've got 3+ LAV-AD handy to let you know they're feeling grumpy.

Don't Throw Me In The Briar Patch

I double dog dare you to do it!

Go on.

Go back to wherever you came from and deprive us of your presence here.

I wanna see if we can do without you so bad.

But Is It

Apex Gun Parts has M219 parts available.

The question is: "Is the M219 a machine gun?"

Because the definition of a machine gun is, "A machine gun is defined as any weapon that shoots, is designed to shoot, or can be readily restored to shoot automatically more than one shot without manual reloading by a single function of the trigger."

I've seen the M219 in action and it fails the shoot and readily restored to shoot more than one round per trigger pull.

I guess because it was intended to be a machine gun, it legally is one...

The scariest thing is the old silverback tankers insisted it was a huge improvement over the M73.

They all loved the M240. 

Just To Be Clear

It is always OK to offend National Socialists.

They're always pissed off anyway, it's like it's their job or something. 

Speaking Of Exonyms

Nazi is an appellation to members of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei  or National Socialist German Worker's Party.

It was intended to be derogatory.

So, if you set out to strip all offensive exonyms you need to stop using the word Nazi.

Or you need to start defending why it's OK to offend some people and not others.

If you manage to do that, you will find that you didn't need to strip exonyms from your writings.

Some people do live up to the stereotype.  Even if you go out of your way to not offend them. 

There Are Two Times

If you're pissing off the US military there's two clear things to look for.

First, if you're in an active firefight and the US troops pull way back and start filming your position.

Second is when every single plane in the air shuts off their ADS-B transponder.

These are signs that things are about to go south for you.

If the phones still work, it's an EXCELLENT time to surrender. 

Who Has The Keys?

Dick Cheney has passed on, but did he leave the keys for the hurricane control machine where we could find them?

Important Critical Research Continues Despite The Shutdown

Scientists have learned how spaghetti works.

Thank goodness that this research wasn't disrupted by the shutdown.

Membah Dis*

I am old enough to remember when it was explained that you could lose your job over politics and it was not a violation of the first amendment because the Bill of Rights only applies to government.

I am old enough to remember when it was explained that you could be deplatformed and it was not a violation of the first amendment because the Bill of Rights only applies to government.

I remember lots of things that when, finally, applied to Democrats and Liberals suddenly become "different." 

* Read the title like one of the lost children from Beyond Thunderdome.