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Today is international fuck communism day.
The official food of today is "no food."
Half price helicopter rides if you show your Communist Party ID when checking in at the gate.
Fifteen Men on
a dead man's chest, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Drink and the
devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.The
mate was fixed by the sosun's pike The bosun brained with a
marlinspike And cookey's throat was marked belike It had been
gripped by fingers ten; And there they lay, all good dead men Like
break o'day in a boozing ken, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Fifteen
men of the whole ship's list, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Dead
and be damned and the rest gone whist! Yo ho ho and a bottle of
rum! The skipper lay with his nob in gore Where the scullion's
axe his cheek had shore And the scullion he was stabbed four times
four And there they lay, and the soggy skies Dripped all day long in
up-staring eyes In murk sunset and at foul sunrise, Yo ho ho and a
bottle of rum
Fifteen
men of 'em stiff and stark, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ten of
the crew had the murder mark! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 'Twas
a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead Or a yawing hole in a battered
head And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red And there they
lay, aye, damn my eyes All lookouts clapped on paradise All souls bound
just contrariwise, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Fifteen
men of 'em good and true, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Ev'ry man
jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew, Yo ho ho and a bottle of
rum! There was chest on chest of Spanish gold With a ton of
plate in the middle hold And the cabins riot of stuff untold, And
they lay there that took the plum With sightless glare and their
lips struck dumb While we shared all by the rule of thumb, Yo
ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Fifteen
men on a dead man's chest, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Drink and
the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! We
wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight With twice ten turns of a
hawser's bight And we heaved 'em over and out of sight With a
Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well And a sudden plunge in the sullen
swell Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell, Yo ho ho and a bottle
of rum!
Registered SBR M4gery I made myself, S&W M&P 9, Big Top Brewing Big Life tropical lager, Arturo Fuente Hemingway. Local brewery glassware and hat!
Cuba version:
Sportified Springfield M1893 rifle, Armi San Marco New Dakota, Siesta Key Distiller's Reserve (Batch 6), Arturo Fuente Hemingway and my old "Cavalry" hat.
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