Showing posts with label Crazy Shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crazy Shit. Show all posts

28 July 2025

The Internet Says FJ

I've found another case of Mandela Effect.

The home-row location bumps have been on F and J (under the index fingers) since the bumps were added, around about 2002.

If you remember them on a different key, Mandela has you.

Update:  The internets, they be wrong.  Again.  I suspected they would be, thus the post title which riffed on the old meme, "I read it on the internet, it must be true." 

 

09 July 2025

Prolly

 

I am fascinated how Pam Bondi went from having that list on her desk, just needed some redactions before she could release it, to "there is no list."

Somehow I think that the conspiracy people are more accurate than the official version and the conspirators are Streisand Effecting themselves.

22 November 2023

Terror Attack?

Someone went splody at the US-Canada border at Niagra.

Shockingly, the FBI has not ruled out terrorism OR blamed right wing white men. 

Update:

The FBI has ruled out terrorism.  Expect a description of someone with Mohammed somewhere in their name soon as the driver.

04 October 2023

Today Is A Big Day

A big 10-4!

I'm here all night, try the veal.

28 February 2023

Waco D+ 30 years

30 years ago agents of the ATF decided it'd be a good idea to assault David Koresh's place near Waco, Texas.

It did not go as scripted as "plan" reverted to its primary definition, "a list of things that doesn't happen."

It ended in a fire and many deaths.

The date of that fire led to more deaths two years later when the Alfred P Murrah federal building was truck-bombed by Timothy McVeigh.

To this day there are questions unanswered about the 28Feb93 raid.  There is speculation that spins into tinfoil hat conspiracy land...

But after Wu Ping Cough, conspiracies are sounding a lot more reasonable than they did thirty years ago.

09 September 2022

Beheading?

Woman beheaded by her ex.

I see that this story must be a lie and she's not really dead because she had a restraining order against him.

I'm pretty sure that California has some sort of knife law that would prevent hauling a sword around, let alone attacking someone with it.

They should make murder illegal, that'd fix it!

What's really remarkable is that it's a beheading that doesn't appear to involve an adherent of The Religion of Peace.

15 April 2022

Idiot Trap

Here's a stupid internet challenge...

Be provocateur enough to get the FBI to sent agents to "help" you...

BUT

Give up and disappear after they've explained how to make your idea work but before they have you actually making the idea work.

We might not get Darwin Awards, but it will get two groups occupied at each other deeply enough that they leave us normal folks alone.

Especially if the challenge winner actually disappears, the feebs will tear up the world looking for them; thus leaving us alone.

27 December 2020

Yet I Have A Top Hat And Red Jacket

I swear, this is not my circus and these are not my monkeys.

I promise I fed the meter when I parked my elephant.

HONEST!

08 December 2020

1101

When is a number divisible by 3 also a prime number?

07 December 2020

Could A Car Bomb Explain It?

Georgia governor Kemp chickens out and doesn't do a signature audit.

But what if his daughter's boyfriend was murdered by a car bomb?

What if the governor has a message telling him that he or his daughter is next if he keeps trying to verify that the election was conducted legally.

It's certainly more plausible than most of the JFK assassination theories.  <-- that is not an invitation to expound on anything Kennedy.

16 November 2020

With Everything Else Being So Strange...

This is completely believable.

EXCLUSIVE: How a Philly mob boss stole the election — and why he may flip on Joe Biden

The innermost circles of the American mafia are abuzz.  The Boss of the Philly mob — ‘Skinny Joey’ Merlino — is taking a victory strut, hobnobbing around the highest echelons of old-time mafia folk, mostly in Florida, describing what may have been the heist of the century: the 2020 presidential election.

The feat is drawing praise from far-flung corners of the Italian American business community, which sees the thanks of a grateful administration as key to the revival of the community’s political influence.

But an associate says that Merlino might just be willing to flip on Joe Biden and the Pennsylvania political operatives who ordered up some 300,000 election ballots marked for Biden.  The source alleges that Merlino and a lean team of associates manufactured those ballots at a rate of $10 per ballot — a whopping $3 million for three days of work.  They were then packaged into non-descript cardboard boxes and dropped off outside the Philadelphia Convention Center.

Sources who spoke to The Chronicle on the condition of anonymity say that Merlino picked up those ballots from two private households where a trusted handful of associates were busily marking ballots with Sharpie markers.  They were paid more than $1,000 per hour, often producing thousands of ballots every hour for more than 60 nearly-consecutive hours.

The ballots were purchased in cash.

It’s thought that Democratic Party operatives working inside Philadelphia’s election office provided Merlino with crates of raw ballots just hours before polls closed on election night, which he transported to two private households in South Philadelphia.  By 10 p.m. that night Merlino’s operation was already generating more than 3,000 ballots per hour, which quickly scaled to more than 6,000 ballots per hour before midnight.

But now, Merlino might just be willing to flip on Biden — in primetime Congressional testimony — if President Donald J. Trump is willing to issue the longtime mobster a full expungement of his decades-long criminal record.  And, of course, Merlino wants to be pardoned for the election fraud itself and any crimes to which he may incriminate himself during his testimony.

“He wants a clean record. He wants to fish and hunt on federal lands.  He’d really like a job with the National Parks Service. You need a clean record to get those things,” explains one confidant.  “But most of all he wants the thanks of a grateful nation for coming forward.”

more text follow the link: https://buffalochronicle.com/2020/11/14/exclusive-how-a-philly-mob-boss-stole-the-election-and-why-he-may-flip-on-joe-biden/

21 October 2020

Don't Laugh Until It's Happened To You

I have glued a gun to my hand.
 
I repaired a set of bakelite stocks with superglue on a Colt 1903 and some of the glue seeped out of the seam and to my palm.

It did not take a lot of effort to remove the gun, but it was stuck until I did.

It's the kind of thing, though, that makes you wonder what would happen if the cops had knocked on the door that exact moment and I'd accidentally used a lot more glue.

"Drop it!" wouldn't have worked even with the small amount that got me stuck to the grip.

I needed the other hand and some careful persuasion to not take off skin.  That took a couple of minutes of laughing at my predicament.

31 July 2020

Redacted?

The internet, being forever... and some clerk did a piss poor job of redacting the pdf.

16 July 2020

Set The Bar Low

Software Janitor mentions, "It just sounds like they want to burn down all of society and they have a very low bar with what to replace it with."

Have I got a surprise for them!

What keeps that low-bar society from, itself, being replaced by "white society"?

A "white society" which will dispense with the niceties of the society which the low-bar society supplanted.

The rules will be different.

It's dangerous to make large changes to an existing civilization without hard thought about the consequences of those changes.

The savages getting their way might be the fastest route to peace.

So is going straight down the rock-strewn rapids.

25 March 2020

Subtitle: Calm The Fuck Down

The Elephant and the Cat

h/t Irish

I am coming of a mind to grab a tinfoil hat and wonder if this was hyped by the Chinese to make us panic and stab our economy in the guts.

Especially so since our supposed "free" press has parroted whatever Beijing has told them to say; and was obvious about it when Xi Jinping got upset that everyone was using the traditional naming system for a new disease.

Counterpoint to the linked article: We panicked because we didn't have much data to go on when it hit our shores.

Why would we panic?  Because the data we got was unreliable.  China outright lied to us.  Italy was unable to tell the truth because of systemic failures of its reporting system.

Then there was "our" own press.  Eager to make the president look bad at any cost, they screamed 'FIRE' in our crowded theater.

Self proclaimed experts chimed in and fanned the embers until people reacted as if there was a fire.

20 March 2020

Not Necessarily Comparable

Let's all wet our pants about how bad this has been in Italy.

Done?

Stop for a second and ask why it's so much worse in Italy than Korea?

Why is it so much worse in Italy than on Diamond Princess?

What about what makes Italy so much worse is also present in The United States?

If you don't have the answer to all three things then you don't really know how bad it will be here.

Do I think some parts of the US are going to get as bad as Italy?

I think California is.  They were severely strained before this and didn't need the extra load on the system.

I don't think Florida is going to get that bad for most of the state, but God's Waiting Room down in Broward/Miami-Dade has nearly all the cases.  The demographics are very similar to Diamond Princess.

Hope for Diamond Princess.

Actually, I think we're going to do much better than Diamond Princess because we're less on top of each other for the most part.

There's a lot of people in the media yelling 'FIRE!' into the crowded theater, and a couple of bloggers who just fucking jerking themselves off that this is the end times and BY GOD! they were right!  This time, for sure, they promise.

Not that it matters, if they were the experts at this they claim they are, we'd all have died of ebola already.

Note that we have not died of any calamity they've predicted was an absolute certainty.

Cull them from your reading list until this is over and you should probably stop bothering with the folks who're linking to them as well.

They don't mean you well and are happier than a pig in shit to be spreading fear, uncertainty and doubt.

Return To Panic

The second wave of panic buying has moved through my area.

I think because this is many folk's payday.

SIGH

We've decided to support a couple of the local eateries with delivery orders because we want them to be there when this is over.

24 February 2020

Weapons Grade Silliness

My father-in-law, against my advice, bought this... thing.


At least it's the 3" model?

Even more embarrassing, and a fact he tried to hide from me, was he paid full MSRP for it at Daryl's Gun Shop in State Center, Iowa.

He thinks of it as a home defense gun.

We're not so sure.

Happily, we've never had to find out.

26 September 2019

Totally Stolen

Yanked from the comments at Old NFO's Facebook!