Idiot Trap

Here's a stupid internet challenge...

Be provocateur enough to get the FBI to sent agents to "help" you...

BUT

Give up and disappear after they've explained how to make your idea work but before they have you actually making the idea work.

We might not get Darwin Awards, but it will get two groups occupied at each other deeply enough that they leave us normal folks alone.

Especially if the challenge winner actually disappears, the feebs will tear up the world looking for them; thus leaving us alone.