21 April 2022

Sport Mode

Tomorrow is Earth Day.

I will celebrate in the traditional way of my people.

Turn on all the lights, crank the AC to full cold with the doors open.

Drive the large V8 in sport mode and low range changing it from a fuel sipping displacement on demand 6-speed to a all-eight-all-the-time 3-speed!

Have a nice big steak cooked on the grill.

Posted by Angus McThag at 09:55
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5 comments:

  1. SiGraybeard21 April, 2022 10:11

    Don't forget the lights! It's not Earth Day if your house can't be seen from the nearest star system. Even if does take years for the light to get there.

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  2. SofwareJanitor21 April, 2022 11:14

    I'll have to make a few spirited toll road passes with my C3, which is always an all 8 all the time 3 speed.

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  3. Anonymous22 April, 2022 12:33

    Sadly, My1970Camaro is hora de combat. Engine rebuild ongoing at CME in Johnston, SC. The Tiguan in sport mode hardly compares....but we'll do it regardless.
    Differ

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  4. SofwareJanitor23 April, 2022 00:25

    Went to Little River Dragway this evening to witness many many gallons of high test fuel being burned.

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  5. hydraulic designer23 April, 2022 11:27

    I celebrated by burning a brush pile about the size of a short bus liberally sprinkled with old motor oil and diesel fuel to get it to light. :

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