Weiẞe Rose

I try to avoid Dancing Monkeys frothing at the mouth about politics because, invariably, the ones who do so are dumb as posts.

Today's example is Wil Wheaton, a known Dancing Monkey.

Wil is best known for playing a deeply unpopular character on Star Trek: Next Generation and a version of himself on The Big Bang Theory.

And for being an insufferable ass about politics.

Wil recently ranted, "Stephen Miller, on behalf of Star Trek, and everyone who knew and loved [Patrick Stewart], keep my Captain's name out of your fucking Nazi mouth.  He despised you, and everything you stand for."

Interesting that you're the official spokesman for the show now, Wil.  Did you ask Bill Shatner?  Does Paramount know?

But, let's address AGAIN the Nazi accusation that idiot leftists and Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferers keep making.

Wil, you would not be able to level this accusation at a real, dyed in the wool, National Socialist.

Well, not for very long.

Actual, real, literal, Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei types would just pick you up off the street and have you executed by guillotine.  The White Rose Society was far milder in their opposition to Hitler than you are about Trump.  Just sayin'.

In short, Wil, you have no fucking clue about what you're talking about with regards to Nazis, so I will just have to assume that you have no clue as to the mind of Sir Patrick Stewart.

So, Dancing Monkey, I stopped paying the grinder a long time ago, you can shut up and slink off to wherever failed actors go.  Yes, I will have fries with my order.

Patrick Stewart, also a known Dancing Monkey, did express some socialist politics, but never did so in an abrasive, hateful way.  His public expression was that he disagreed, not despised, with policies.

But it matters not one whit because MISTER Stewart was a foreigner poking his nose into American politics.  Particularly gun control.

That's something I despise with a vengeance and it makes me miss him less.

And, AGAIN I emphasize the sozialistische part of Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei.

Socialist in English.

Let's see, Wil, who's more like Hitler than Trump.  You're a socialist, Hitler was a socialist.  You're a member of a trade union, "Arbeiterpartei" can be translated as "union" and Hitler was a member of a union...

Stewart, the same is true.

In truth, you Dancing Monkeys are better Nazis than anyone else I can name.