31 October 2026

Five Wheel Alignment

The new wheel was a bit cocked when I got The Beast back on the road.

Simple fix, get an alignment and they center the wheel for you!

So I called the local Mutual of Omaha's Tire Kingdom and asked for an appointment.

"We have an opening in about an hour and then next Wednesday..." says the guy.

So I took the first option and had lunch with my buddies while I waited.

All four tires and the steering wheel are in agreement!

This is actually the first time the steering wheel wasn't just a little crooked, the G8 wheel was just worse for some reason.  Others who've done the G8 wheel have mentioned it. 

HA HA

 


Dang Technology

Without warning, or apparent reason, the TV's can no longer see my media server.

The computers can see it just fine, so we can use them to play stuff on the TV if we want, it's just irritating to have to. 

30 October 2026

Some People Shouldn't Teach

I am a strong proponent of women learning to shoot and reject, strenuously, the "old boys club" model of shooting ranges.

That said, there's a long list of boyfriends who have no business trying to teach anyone how to shoot, let alone someone they love.

Today we witnessed yet another gym rat doing a really bad job of "teaching" his girlfriend to shoot.

And by "teaching" I mean that he handed her a gun, pointed her vaguely down range and started recording with his phone.

After the third round hit the ceiling, the range officer came over and had harsh words with them.

Harvey reported that it was the second such intervention she witnessed since we'd arrived.

I'm honestly shocked that they weren't asked to leave. 

It Is Halloween Eve After All

Took my hoary old M&P 9 to the range and did some Mozambique drills.

I traditionally don't shoot this pistol well.  I've gotten better, somehow...

Harvey is hitting her groove with the Equalizer.



Ayup

 

This is so very true.

Ignoring The Service Manual

If you follow the service manual for the 2012 Chevrolet Caprice PPV 6.0, to connect the parking brake equalizer to the cables running to the rear wheels; you need to drop the exhaust and drive shaft.

OR

You can crawl underneath the car and just reach up past the pipes and shaft and reconnect them. 

Working The Problem




A Correction

I posted about Minnesota's changes to their classic car registration and mentioned some steep prices...  In this post.

I said:

Betcha that there's a lot of shitboxes that are 2006 and older that have a "Collector's Vehicle, collector plate" who are doing it to avoid the 10% of original MSRP plus 1.575% of current value.

For reference a '69 Chevelle's MSRP is in the $2,600 ballpark.  Current value is VERY subjective, so let's say $50k because that's what Autotempest says.  So $1,047.50 a year to register your '69 Chevelle in Minnesota.  That's steep.

A 2006 Toyota Corolla ran $14,725 sticker price and is worth $6,500 today.  $1,574.88 a year.

See the incentive to call your shitbox a collector car?

 But I made an important error.

The percentage value of your car is only on a car that's 10 years or newer.  It was also $10 plus a percentage not 10% of MSRP plus a percentage of current value.

The classic car we're talking about gets a $30 flat fee, plus $8 renewal fee, plus $2.25 technology fee, plus $15.50 or $13.50 for plates depending on if you want one or two and some counties add up to $20 for "wheelage".

$53.75 to $75.75 a year depending on how many plates and what county you live in.

The lifetime classic plate fee of $178.50 is a bargain!

My underlying conclusion that there's people with 20 year old cars who've gotten the classic plate to avoid the annual headache and costs is still valid, just not so strikingly so.

Still, nothing about putting restrictions on where or when you can drive a car so registered makes the sky fall. 

Oh, the cost to register a new car is fucking extortionate!

Replace the $30 with $10 + 1.25% of the base value of the car.  That's $12.50 per thousand dollars your cars original MSRP.  $413.18 for a 2027 Equinox in Hennepin County.  Every year.  For ten years!

Captured!

 As The Lovely Harvey was doing her morning routine, she spotted our "guest" sniffing around the garage bathroom.

She says it walked rather than ran away and she managed to get it under an unused cat-food storage container.


 The poison in the bait we used is bromethalin from Victor.

Our guest is showing clear signs of nuero problems and the picture above is the best it's looked since capture.

It's not responding at all to light and has started chewing on itself.

Other evidence of it eating the poison is the bright green turd half out its butt.

I hate this.

I don't shirk from killing vermin, it's necessary, but I'm an animal lover and I hate that I have to do it.  If it'd stayed outside, I wouldn't have had to.

Circle of life and all. 

To Be Fair

While I do rant about how hard it is to work on modern cars, I will, grudgingly, admit that they're far more reliable and dependable than their ancient counterparts.

100k miles was a real accomplishment for a '70's car; now it's routine.

That's not even accounting for the plethora of features that are standard today that were expensive and rare options back when.

When was the last time you cranked a window?

I can recall when a mirror on the passenger door was uncommon and forget about adjusting it from the driver's seat.

Air conditioning was once uncommon, now it's standard.

Power... everything!  It's now standard.  Even my seats with a manual front and back slider have powered lumbar, tilt and angle.

Remember when a manual transmission was called standard?  It's not even offered for most cars now. 

While I, sometimes, yearn for the clarity and simplicity of the older cars...  If I were to own one it'd get a lot of electronic gadgetry added.  Multiport sequential fuel injection makes an engine so much more livable.

Overdrive transmissions let driving the car be more affordable. 

Be Seated

Replaced the rear seat back with one from a wrecked 2008 Pontiac G8.  Harvey was instrumental in her assistance!


What you get with a G8 seat instead of a Caprice PPV is an armrest...


...and a pass-through to the trunk with a little table and cup holders.


The little blue beast sits in there just great!


I also confirmed that the wire I ran makes the overhead console's buttons illuminate.


The little light in the middle is supposed to light up the cup holders in a Holden VE Commodore.

29 October 2026

Confirmation

Took the old HVAC box apart:


This was my original plan back in April last year.  Remove the box, replace the evaporator and heater core, seal it back up, put back in the car.

Well, I bought the parts to do it; but got scared of the idea that the windshield had to come out and dragged my feet until the complete assembly became available as new-old-stock.

With the parts in hand and stalling putting the car in the air to get the parking brake fixed...


Now Marv and I have a spare HVAC assembly!

Getting apart let me get a look at the old evaporator with a black light.


Yup, that's evidence of a leak.

Putting My Finger On My Irritation

The main issue of how too many modern cars are put together in terms of working on them is this removal of several assemblies to access the broken part means that you're taking the chance of breaking them on the way in and the way out.

Some parts rarely break and you can nest them deeply.

But when it's a component that MUST be replaced every time a seal is broken, you don't make that part hard to get to if you're an engineer worth their salt.

Case in point is having to get the condenser out to replace the desiccant pack.

You have to break three seals to remove it and this introduces the risk of these seals leaking after reassembly.  Now you have three places to look for the leak instead of one.

Then there's the massive proliferation of single use fasteners.

What a racket.

Make it so you have to remove, at least, two unrelated assemblies to access pieces that you KNOW are going to wear out then require the customer to purchase all new fasteners.

Never mind that a lot of those "single use" fasteners were specifically designed to be reused.

Prevailing torque nuts were designed to address two issues of the old Nyloc nuts.  First was nylon melting in high temperatures.  Second was a used Nyloc is no better than a normal nut for locking once it's been removed.

Prevailing torque was designed to be reused.

As the male fastener reaches the deformed section it stretches the threads of the nut elastically back into a circle. This action increases the friction between the nut and the fastener greatly and creates the locking action. Due to the elastic nature of the deformation the nuts can be reused indefinitely.

But GM says to toss them every time.

Almost as if they developed a procedure for lock nuts based on the Nyloc and never amended it for prevailing torque...

In one aspect, it makes some sense, the mechanic doesn't know how many times the nut has been removed, so it's safest to replace it.

But if you're going to treat every locking nut as if it were a Nyloc...  Why not just use Nyloc?

Which brings me around to an elephant in the room.

The engineers the automakers are hiring.

A lot of modern cars are packaged more and more in an aviation style, with an aviation attitude towards fasteners.

Aviation is the coolest kind of engineering, after all. 

Aviation style decisions made by the least experienced engineers without moderation from more experienced engineers.

Where did the experienced engineers go?

Well, they keep getting fired laid-off when the assembly line apes threaten to strike and the automaker has to cut payroll to accommodate the union's plan.

I sometimes wonder how many of those senior automotive engineers went into robotics just to strike a blow at the UAW. 

28 October 2026

It's Just Irritating

The filter-dryer is a tube welded to the passenger side of the condenser.

You just have to unscrew the cap on the tube to remove the old desiccant and install the new.

It would be simple if they'd put the cap facing up.

It's not.

It's facing down and there's no access down there.

So you unbolt the top radiator mounts.

Raise the car and remove the splash guard.

Disconnect the power steering cooler, that for some unfathomable reason runs through the bottom of the condenser.

Disconnect the suction tube, replace seals, cover openings.

Lower the car.

Tilt the radiator back and disconnect the other line, replace seals, cover openings.

Unbolt the condenser from the radiator.

Lift it out.

NOW you can unscrew the cap on the dryer tube and replace the desiccant!

This would piss me off a lot less if I hadn't watched a couple dozen videos where the cap faces up and it's a three minute job. 

All of this leads me to believe that I will definitely have to drop the entire cat-back exhaust and the drive shaft to get at the fucking parking brake cable.  Never mind that it shouldn't have been possible to unplug that cable from the equalizer from the inside of the car.

Almost Close Enough To Taste It

It's back together!


No warning lights!

It's still holding 30 inches of vacuum!

The new box did it's own self check and all the doors appear to be doing what they're supposed to do.

The test drive, however, was not without incident.

I manged to disconnect the parking brake cable somewhere under the car when I removed the parking brake cable.  I need to put it in the air and see if I can get to it without dropping the entire underside.

The AC still needs a new desiccant bag, some fresh PAG and a charge of r143a.

Tomorrow might be a busy, but fruitful, day.  Or it could be massively frustrating.

We'll see!

At Least It Was Done Legally

Today is the 107th anniversary of the Volstead Act, which kicked off Prohibition.

It is notable that the government of 1919 recognized that you needed a constitutional amendment before you started banning things.

Sadly, this recognition was lost some place in the Franklyn Roosevelt administration. 

One More Reason To Fear

Last night we tried to light a happy little fire in our fire pit and it just would not catch.

Harvey was looking at the put at one, forlorn, little red ember and being all sad because she wanted a happy little fire.

So I says, "use your Firestarter powers!"

She holds her fingers to her temples and does the concentrate face and...

The forlorn little red ember bursts into open flame and we, suddenly, have a happy little fire! 

I hope she doesn't use her powers for evil. 

27 October 2026

National Black Cat Day!

Here's Bear in his natural habitat!



It Really Ties The Room Together

The Beast is in an advanced state of reassembly!

The eagle eyed might notice that the steering wheel is different from when I started.

This wheel is from a 2009 Pontiac G8.  Since the G8 and Caprice PPV are from the same generation of Holden, it's a plug and play.

The big difference is the G8 wheel is leather wrapped instead of injection molded plastic over a foam core.  That foam degrades and the plastic starts to get loose...  Ask Marv how we know.

I did it more for the preference of a leather wheel than degradation on my old wheel.

As Required

Comparing the service manual for The Beast with my manual for the Biscayne SS;

A recurring phrase, paraphrased,  in the 2012 'M' manual is to disconnect, remove and relocate the wiring as required.

This led to several instances of the part I was removing being at the extreme limit of a wire while I figured out which of 45 connector latches GM used this time.

The 1991 'B' manual has a picture and a list and locations of which connectors have to be disconnected to get the part loose.

This is despite the 1991 manual being a single volume and the 2012 being three. 

26 October 2026

Feeling Alright

Something I hear over and over about getting old is to get off your but and get moving around.

Well, working on the car is definitely getting me moving around.

Because I am taking my time and staying organized, even bagging and labeling the fasteners between steps, I am doing a lot of schlepping back and forth from the car to the bench.

Getting my steps in!

Something that's surprised me is that I am not near so ravenously hungry as when I just sit about.

One full meal and a snack is enough.

I kinda hope that this shows on the scale. 


 

The Camera You Have On You

I dearly love my Canon M50, but...

I find that I'm using my phone to take pictures more often than not because I have it with me.

That makes me so very sad.

I like cameras that are JUST cameras.

They're becoming specialist gear and that kind of thing gets expensive FAST. 

That Will Learn Me

Harvey, via my ebay account, ordered a Pontiac G8 back seat for The Beast because it's got a fold-down arm-rest and a pass-through to the trunk.

She ordered it on the 20th with 4-day shipping.

You might notice today is the 26th.

No seat.

If I'd checked, and read, my emails from ebay I'd have caught the message from the seller asking me to call.

Something this size needs to be shipped to a freight center and they needed my OK to do so.

I gave the OK.

Gotta drive down to Tampa to get it, but mox nix.

 

Going Back Together

Parking brake pedal.

Brake pedal.

Steering column.

All have been returned to their start locations.

Gave Myself A Song Virus

With the brake pedals removed, Saga's song "On the Loose" got stuck in my head.

So I am sharing!


 

Steak

My father in law bought a big package of steaks for a good deal at Sam's Club.

He offered us 4 of the 6 in the package if I'd grill them for him and my mother in law.

Because they keep an odd schedule, "dinner" for them is lunch for us.

So I grilled steaks for lunch.

Good call!

I am sated. 

RIP Officer Bester

Walter Koenig has passed the veil at the rip old age of 90.

While I liked Chekov, his performance as Alfred Bester in Babylon 5 was his defining role to me. 

Or Perhaps It Did

Marv's gauges are long in the tooth.  He bought them used and he's had them for over ten years.

Even so, using them incorrectly is a poor mechanic blaming his tools!

I had the valves in the wrong position and my massive leak was the line going to the vacuum pump!

Before Marv told me about my operator error, I'd ordered a new set of gauges.

Those arrived from Amazon this morning and I put them on the car and gave it 30 minutes of suction.

Closed the valves, correctly this time, and waited an hour.


That's what we wanted to see!

Happy dance! 

25 October 2026

Well That Didn't Work

Tried to draw a vacuum on the HVAC system because the evaporator is connected at this point of the reassembly.

No joy.

It went from -32 psi to -20 while I attempted to distract myself with a trip to the brewery, or about 30 minutes.

That means I didn't diagnose the leak correctly and have wasted a week of my time replacing a part that was, likely, just fine.

And I still have a week of work ahead of me to get it put back together to a drivable state.

And I don't want to.

I am just entirely discouraged by this adventure and I just want someone to come take the hulk away and never wrench again.

I will get over this, but right now...

I am pinning a LOT of hope on Marv's gauges being the source of the leak, not my repair.  We're pretty sure I didn't operate them correctly for the second draw down.

On the plus side, I got two of the three wiring projects I wanted to do done. 

The real trick will be to shut off my mind sufficiently to stop brooding on it until tomorrow when I can work on it. 

Zoo Boo

 


Last night we did the Zoo Tampa at Lowery Park's Creatures of the Night Halloween thing.

We bought memberships for the zoo and that has paid for itself already in free parking, admission and discounts!

Harvey and I get free admission until Dec 31, 2027 and we each get a plus one too.

It supports the zoo and helps the animals.

They are also super good with kids like The Boy.

Actual Florida animals!

 


 

Wiring Day

Today is remembering where the under-dash harness went.

Today is fixing the wire from the driver's window switch to the port rear window.

Today is adding an illumination lead to the overhead console. 

The Vote Was Actually The Small Problem

68 year old immigrant voted in 2024 and is being prosecuted for it.

First off, I didn't give their headline for this. 

Secondly, he's been here for 30+ years and is only now getting around to applying for citizenship?

An application that is being derailed by his criminal act of illegally voting.

This is something that's been bothering me for a long time.

We shouldn't be giving visas for people to stay longer than a vacation.

If you want to live here, you have to become one of us.

Assimilate to our culture and get that citizenship or go the fuck back home.

Because it's clear when they dither for decades about it, they don't really consider America to be their home.

"Oh, but McThag, he HAS assimilated!"

Then what the fuck was he waiting on?

And, while we're fixing our visa system...  I think that any place hiring any kind of H1 visa should have to show there were zero applications from citizens before they can spend the $150k application fee per H1 visa then the $250k fee for bringing over a foreign worker.  I might even assign a "stop the exploitation of foreign labor" fee of $250k a year to keep that worker.

I mean if there REALLY aren't any Americans qualified for the work and it HAS to be done, this is a pittance, no? 

I would further say that the H1 visa should only be good for the job they were imported for, not just ANY job.  This loophole is really the biggest part of the problem. 

23 October 2026

Past The Tipping Point

Parts are going back into The Beast!

Huzzah!

22 October 2026

Too Big An Ask

The woman suing Torchy's for $250k...

First off, finding that tooth is kinda proof that it's really beef.

Secondly you were not actually harmed.

You found something icky, true, but you weren't hurt.

Now, some stout fines are in order for both Torchy's and their meat supplier.

This sort of thing shouldn't make it into the customer's meal. 

Ruger Day

 


All Ruger, all .22LR brace on 10/22!

RIP Viper

Tom Skerritt, a steady and reliable dancing monkey, has shuffled off the mortal coil.

I can't think of a truly bad performance. 

Success!

Got the dash tie-bar out!


The way is now clear to remove the heater box!


The worrisome bolt that the service manual says you need the windshield out of the way to remove the tie-bar...

Turned out to be a non-issue.  It pulls up far enough to clear the tab it screws into.



I had been informed that it either wasn't going to be an issue, or I'd have to be cutting them down.

It turned out to be no issue!  Thank the Gods!

The service manual also forgot the three screws down by the brake booster that needed to come out.  I was very vexed about that because I'd removed everything it'd said to remove, and then some, already!

Addendums Provisos And Quid Pro Quos

The service manual has been an unalloyed boon in the process of taking the car apart.

But it's got blind spots you can ram the Death Star through!

"Remove and move wiring harness as necessary..."  Means YOU figured it out because we can't be arsed to tell you what harnesses run where.

What they should have done is put a big plug on each end and have the harness come out with the tie-bar.

I know they can because there's such a big plug under the passenger side kick panel that you have to unplug and feed through a hole in the tie-bar and flop it all the way to the driver's side.

Where the driver's side of the harness disappears into the kick panel you don't need to separate it from the tie-bar because they ran it behind it not through it. 

I've also been clipping a lot of the abandoned in place upfitter wiring. 

21 October 2026

I'm Having A Week

Went to pick up a patty melt for Harvey.

Tripped on the damn curb of the restaurant and skinned my damn knee like a five year old!

Second time in three days I feel like a fool. 

Nothing Can Stop Me Now!

Because I don't have ANY brakes!

Or at least I don't have any brake pedals.

Savage And Wesson?

Looks like S&W just bought Savage Arms.

I happen to like my Savage rifles, I sure hope this doesn't fuck up their secret sauce.

 There's a very vocal cadre out there wanting the Model 99 back.  I wonder if this is their moment!

Progressing

Got the dash part of the dash out!

The garage is getting full, though.

I hope to attack the cross-body brace tomorrow.

19 October 2026

Working On The Car All Day*

I have begun to dismantle the interior of The Beast to swap the HVAC box and, hopefully, restore air conditioning!

This is the result of four hours of work:


I'm about half done with the take-apart portion of the event.  Taking it slow, taking it easy.

Odd, not being in a rush about it is making it less stressful.

There is a funny moment, though.

I needed to remove the shift knob.

The shift lever needs to be in L to get at the screw that holds it on.

No problem, thinks I!

I'd disconnected the battery, but there's a way to get it out of park without the batt.

There isn't a way to get it back into park if you've removed the trigger on the front of the knob to access the screw that you find you can't find.  (Once the knob is removed you can press the center of the shifter shaft down and get it into park.)

This would not be a problem if the emergency brake actually held the car OR if I'd remembered to put chocks down.

So I am sitting here, in gear, holding the brake to keep the car from rolling into the street...

So I scream for Harvey.

She can't hear me because The Boy is "singing" in the back and she's got her work headphones on.

Worse, she thinks what she can hear is The Boy's "singing."

Eventually I get her and two of the neighbors to come help and Harvey gets the wheels chocked.

As a matter of fact, that IS my petard, why do you ask?

*Sung to the tune of "Waiting on the Bus All Day" by ZZ Top. 


Wildly Optimistic

Twilight: 2000 was written in a time where we thought the Soviet Union was at least as strong and capable as we were.

It was first published in 1984.

In 1984 we didn't know what we know now.

T2K has since become an alternate history and the "what if" being presented is, "What if the USSR was really as good as the US Army Green Book said it was?"

Their equipment has parity with ours.

Their tactics are as effective as ours.

Their logistics system is as efficient as ours. 

Their economy is, at least, as good as ours.

They have numbers and a shorter supply line.

It's actually kind of amazing that NATO fights them to a draw by July 2000.

Among the things we have to accept as givens in this alternate history is the Soviet ICBMs being both reliable and accurate enough to hit the 78 targets shown on the map in the previous post.

The USA Hit List from Challenge issue 27 lists the total megatonnage dropped on a spot, my little experiment with Nukemap shows a single hit with that value centered on the thing most likely being aimed at.

Cape Kennedy, for example, in Urban Guerilla:

[R]eceived the attentions of a 10 warhead MIRV'd (one-megaton total) device. Unlike the other strikes, this was a series of pin-point attacks upon the launch sites themselves. The resulting blasts vaporized nine of the 11 launchpads and the vehicle assembly building.

That's to get enough spread to get all of the launch sites, which a single 1 mt ground burst wouldn't.


 I centered the 1mt ground burst on the vehicle assembly building.  You'll note that most of Cape Canaveral AFB is well clear of the blast effects.

As far as accuracy goes, the 500 kt missile aimed at Mayport:

Mayport Naval Station in Jacksonville suffered a near miss that landed in the sea just offshore. The resulting nuclear-induced tidal wave and wide-spread radioactive seawater contamination were dreadful and deadly. Millions died, both in the wave surge and in the subsequent legacy of nuclear poisoning, disease, starvation, and chaos that followed.

A problem with the Challenge article is it lacks details given in the modules.

The hit list is also hampered with a lack of information about which warheads the Soviets were using.  The KSC strike matches a sub-launched R-39 pretty well.

Of note, the Soviet Union had thousands of warheads and just over 100 are fired at the US and Canada.  Likewise, the US response was very restrained.

There were more nuclear strikes in Germany and Poland than in all of the US and Canada.  Seems to me that these nations might be a bit bitter about that once the war fizzles out and notes can be compared.

We know from the game 2300: AD, set in the same setting 300 years later, that the world does recover, for the most part, by 2020. 

Kaboom!

There's a web page called Nukemap.

You move ground zero where you want it, select a warhead or yield and see the rings of destruction!

So I took the USA hit list from Challenge Magazine issue 27 and did all the targets.

Basically it's all the refineries and select military targets.

Here's MacDill and it's 1mt airburst hit:

It's bad to be in the orange.

The small orange circle is the fireball radius (0.66mi).
The orange-gray circle is the 5psi line for moderate blast damage (4.37mi).
The larger orange circle is the thermal radiation radius for 3rd degree burns (7.57mi).
The big gray circle is the 1psi line for light blast damage (12.3mi).

I am well clear of it!

18 October 2026

Security Classifications Are Strange

 

I can, practically, get scalable drawings of the entire W54 SADM nuke.

I can't get the weight of the explosive filler in a 40mm thermobaric round.

BLINK BLINK 

Oops

I just noticed something.

I'd made a "what if" version of myself from Twilight: 2000 on the assumption that I was in Florida.

A fair assumption since I came down here in late September 1997.

What I'd forgotten was I'd driven back to Iowa to get my stuff and was at my mom's in Ames for Thanksgiving that year.

I'd have been in Ames for the general nuclear exchange.

It's my party and I can change it if I want to...  In the T2K universe I got my stuff earlier and was here for Thanksgiving.

I like the Dunedin militia version of the character better.

What it raises is the question of where was FuzzyGeff when the bombs fell.  If we time it right, he's down here helping me move for Thanksgiving.  It hardly matters, I suppose.  Without his medication, asthma prolly gets him before anything else. 

"Don't You Wish We Had Some Grenades?" J. Cobb

I have broken tradition.

I have equipped my T2K NPCs with a selection of hand grenades.

Grenades are simply something that we always overlooked when running games set where you could have some.

Often the game rules made them a pain to employ.

They're a little awkward in GURPS because the fuse time is multiple turns in most cases.

I don't recall if any of the players took any, but since they skimped on body armor, I suspect they don't have any encumbrance left. 

17 October 2026

Different Words Is A Clue

I don't think many politicians understand what "affordable" means.

It means that I have enough money to afford it.

It can mean that it costs less or that I have more money.

Too often, having more money has come with the cost climbing to meet the raise, or surpassing it.

Affordable doesn't mean that I want someone else to pay for it.

Affordable doesn't mean that I don't want the person selling it to not make a profit.

But I keep seeing a strong correlation between how tightly something is regulated and how expensive it is, along with a strong correlation between whether most people pay for it out of pocket or if an insurance company typically pays.  There is also a strong relationship between government supplying the money for a good and the prices spiraling out of control.

Combine any or all of these things and it's logarithmic and/or exponentially more expensive.

Sprinkle in some union influence for the maximum price increases for minimum increase in value.

Just as macroeconomics can be summed up as, "Supply and demand, that's it!":  Eliminating the middle man is one of the surest ways to make the price of something go down. 

What Did He Mean Slow?

Reader Terrapod generously sent me a used laptop a while ago.

Today I finally got around to firing it up and finishing the installation that JT did for me when we put a 2tb drive into it.

I am posting from it now on Ubuntu 26.04.1!  I cannot post pics from a URL without manually entering the HTML on this machine either.

Thank you Terrapod!

It's got a cracked corner from when the people he bought it from dropped it, he warned me about this cosmetic damage.  I was VERY relieved to find that they had not epoxied in the screw that should be right about where the repair is. 

It appears to be running like it should.

JT named it Freebie when he installed the drive and OS.

I'm calling it TANSTAAFL. 

16 October 2026

Let's Game It

There's a Hadji hiding behind a low, 30" thick, mud/brick wall.

That's DR 80* and proof against 5.56 from an M4.

So let's fire an M433 HEDP at him!  That's 5d(10) cr ex linked 5d[2d] cr ex.

The basic roll gives 17.5 on average against an adjusted DR 8, so 9 penetrates.  The linked explosion does 30 points for being in contact and fails to penetrate.

If we guessed correctly about where he was hiding behind the wall, that's a decent hit.  But it's -4 to hit him, so we probably won't.

But if we're using an XM1019 round, it does 8d(0.5) pi+ linked 4d[1d+2] cr ex.

It, emphatically, does not punch the wall, but since we can tell it to go boom behind the wall if we fire over it...  Let's set the range for the hex behind the wall and fire a yard above it.

Now the explosion that averages a roll of 14, which we divide by 3 because it went off a yard from our Hadji for 4 points of concussion.  The chance to hit for the fragments is 15 without a penalty for range and the average "to hit" roll of 10 gets us two fragment hits of 1d+2 cut each.  That's an average of 5 each which becomes 7 after penetrating his unarmored torso for a total of 14 from fragments and 18 overall.

So, the behind defilade air burst is a better attack than blasting through the wall!

Voting Not Voting

Got a text from a pollster asking whom I was voting for in Florida's 16th Congressional District.

Um...

Nobody.

Not because I am not voting, but because I don't live in the 16th. 

Good Guy With A Gun

A good guy with a gun got to the shooter in Bend, Oregon three minutes before the cops got there.

That's the part that needs to sink in.

It's been said before, "When seconds count, the cops are minutes away."

It was true when coined and remains true today.

Much emphasis is being put on the good Samaritan having a concealed carry license.

Like doing this good deed without one would make it wrong.

Of note:  Both the shooter and the good Samaritan were in violation of Oregon's gun-free school law.  The Bend-La Pine district has opted in to banning guns from school property.

I am glad our hero decided to break the law to save lives rather than give an interview saying, "I could have run in and stopped him, but it was illegal to have my gun in there and, as we all know, breaking the law is wrong." 

15 October 2026

Lies!

Amazon Prime Video claims that they carry hockey games.

Not that I've been able to watch.

Tonight's game said it was a regional thing.

We get the home team's games over old fashioned broadcast, but it'd be nice to see what the rest of the league is up to.

But there's some secret to watching the other teams on Amazon that they are not helping me with figuring out.

I suspect it's the good old fashioned lock if you are outside the team's local region AND you are locked if you are inside the region and there's a non-Amazon method of watching the game. 

Roll Eyes

I do not understand GM's design philosophy that requires removing the exhaust to get the starter out.

I first encountered this with The Precious.

Marv is now fighting it with his '11 PPV.

While I broke a stud removing my cat-converters, at least my fasteners were removable.

The bolts on Marv's are welded to the flange!

I guess that helps with people trying to steal the cats, but it makes it a lot more irritating to get them out of the way.

But it shouldn't be necessary at all! 

I Love The Concept

Way back in the OICW days, the idea of a grenade that air-burst just past the barrier the bad guys were hiding behind had an instant appeal.

The problem with it is the interface.

The operator lases for range, adds or subtracts from that distance for the burst distance and then the computer in the sight tells the round when to go boom after firing.

That transmission was a problem for a long while, but it appears that the XM25 shows that it can be reliable.  The XM25 isn't, quite, ready for prime time and even with hand made rounds it had some issues.

But I see that we're pressing forward with the concept with Barrett taking over the design of the weapon.

TL9 stuff at TL8!  Or TL9 depending on which edition you're using. 

Sad Day

Last Saturday was The Precious' birthday.

She would have been 19 if I had not slammed her into that tree.

My only new car to date. 

Ruger Is Discontinuing A Bunch Of Models

The American Rifleman reports that Ruger is discontinuing the following:

Revolvers: LCR, SP101, GP100, Redhawk, Super Redhawk, Blackhawk, Super Blackhawk, Single-Series, Vaquero and Bearcat.

Semi-Auto Pistols: SR1911, PC Charger, LC Charger

Rifles: LC Carbine, PC Carbine, No. 1, 77-series, Hawkeye and Ruger Precision.

14 October 2026

25x40 and 25x59mm

The 25x59mm XM1019 High-Explosive Air Burst round fired from a Barrett XM109 does 8d(0.5) pi+ linked 4d[1d+2] cr ex out to 950/3,400.  The XM307 will have the same range stats.

The XM1049 Armor Piercing (HEDP-AB in GURPS terms) does 4d(10) cr ex linked 4d+2[1d+1] cr ex out to 890/3,200.

The 25x40mm and the XM25 were supposed to use the same warheads as the longer cased rounds for the XM307, but both were cancelled.

The HEAB round does 4d(0.5) cr linked 4d[1d+2] cr ex out to 570/2,100.  The HEDP-AB does does 4d(10) cr ex linked 4d+2[1d+1] cr ex out to 530/1,900.

The XM25 is Acc 3; ST 12, Bulk -5, Rcl 4.

The XM109 is Acc 3; ST 14B; Bulk -7; Rcl 4.

The XM307 is Acc 3; ST 19M; Bulk -7; Rcl 4.

All three are equipped with Computer Sights (HT p. 157) without any night-vision capability.

Wildly Optimistic

Did the GURPS gun stats the 25x40mm and 25x59mm grenades.

That also meant generating stats for the XM25, XM109 and XM307.

The XM307, being the mounted gun meant digging into the stats more deeply because it can be broken down for "easy" carriage.

Repeated, over and over, is, "50 lb. for gun, mount and fire control."  Approximately 80 lb. with ammo.

So I started looking around for quotes on the individual parts and...

They kept saying the mount was 16 lb.

Photos clearly show the M205 tripod, which is 34 lb.

Then I remembered that that M205 is 16 lb. lighter than the M3 with T/E mechanism and realized someone had transposed weight savings for weight and the media and internet repeated that.

So I have, 30 for the gun, 6.5 for the fire-control/sight (w/o thermal), 34 for the mount and 11.8 lb for 31 rounds of ammo.

For a total of 82.3 lb!

Close enough!

All this for a discontinued weapon that might appear in a "what if" game.

13 October 2026

I Had A Point

I think I might have misspoke in the comments about the utility of the Military Rank advantage in a Poland T2K campaign.

If a player had taken rank, they'd have NPCs associated with that rank under them because of the Duty disad everyone took with their MOS template. 

But it appears to be latent in late June 2000 in Poland because the party is placed outside the command structure by the collapse of 5th ID at Kalisz.

Their rank and duty means they can be collected by another refugee of that battle and be commanded by them if they outrank the party.  Wanna bet they resent it if I do place them under such command?

This same rank could be used to collect other NPC's and command THEM... if anyone had bothered to take it. 

Now that I've written the introduction to the point I was going to make...

What was the point I was going to make again?

I've lost it.

I will point out that point based systems will always, seemingly, charge you for things you're not using at the same rate as if you were using them.

Wasted points until the circumstances they can be used in comes up.

As a GM who thinks he's dealing with enough just translating the setting from a 41 year old game to a 22 year old game...  I don't think I want to deal with charging for an advantage situationally.

Sure, military rank is not as useful in Poland as the players flee Kalisz, but it will have its value restored when they respond to Operation Omega. 

Concussive

File under "obvious when you think about it".

The suppressor on the M7 and XM8 is necessary because the insane chamber pressures and short barrels mean the muzzle blast is otherwise a health hazard.

Even with hearing protection, I am told. 

That's got me wondering just how high the pressure IS at a bare muzzle.

It also has me wondering just how quiet the weapon is, because the M7/XM8 advocates are quick to point out that an M4 is longer and heavier with a suppressor too.

But I know how much quieter an M4 is with the issue suppressor, it's nearly naked ear safe.  That's worth the extra length and mass.

If a suppressor is needed to bring it back to M16 bare muzzle sound pressures...  Couldn't we get the same thing from 5" more barrel and lower chamber pressures?

I ask because 6.8x51mm is emulating .270 Winchester in bullet weight and velocity; the big difference is pressure and barrel length.

.270 is using 24" of barrel, but far lower pressures.

It makes me wonder if my Savage is quieter than an XM8. 

12 October 2026

It Hasn't Come Up Yet

I need to dig into my materials and figure out how MilGov and CivGov are handling gun control.

That also means deciding if The Brady Act and The Assault Weapons Ban were passed in the political climate of Twilight: 2000.

Would Bill Clinton have been elected if The Cold War had continued?

Would G. H. W. Bush have been re-elected?

Who would be elected in '96?

If Bush was re-elected, he's in lame-duck mode when he orders US troops across the inter-German border just days after election day 1996!

If it's a re-elected Clinton...  Oh Lordy.

Someone else entirely?  Ross Perot?  Oh, fucking, Lordy. 

Alternate histories are messy.

Though having Perot win in '92 has some appeal just for the amusement value and having someone else be the president-elect in November '96 when he sends in the troops really helps explain the CivGov/MilGov divide present in the game. 

Not A Fan

I've tried a couple of different fore-grips now.

The Magpul AFG and a vertical fore-grip on my M16A4 clone.


 I can't say I care for them all that much.

The AFG is in a box in the garage someplace.

The vertical grip is on Valentine, but that's because it's a clone not because I prefer it.

I think if I'd my druthers for setting her up for use I might just go T2K on her and put the A2 handguards back on.  It'd be lighter, but I'd lose my light.  I paid a lot for that light and I intend to use it!


I'm already farbing it up with the Primary Arms optic instead of the ACOG...

Still, the fore-grips don't seem to help me with shooting or maneuvering at all, and I tend to really try to cant the rifle off kilter with the vertical grip.  Never mind that I can't seem to find a position that lets me access the light's controls easily.

I paid a lot to upgrade that light, I intend to use it!  Did I mention that?  Wait, that's another farb!

There goes my GWOT reinactor street cred!

My T2K cred is doing OK. 

11 October 2026

Rat Update

The blocks of poison are being eaten and the ones by the garbage can keep disappearing.

Not sure how long the poison takes to kill a rat, or how many are out there in the garage.

Prolly more than I'd like.

It's tempting to send everyone out someplace else and fire up the car in the garage for a few hours. 

Permanent Daylight Savings Time

Making daylight savings time permanent is not a great idea.

It was tried in 1974 and it didn't work out well come winter.

Children ended up dying trying to get to school in the dark.

People have been mentioning their kids are heading to school at 0600 already and that it's dark even in standard time. 

But why are children up so damned early?

In a word: busses.

The schools have staggered start times because there aren't enough busses to transport all of the students at the same time.

Thanks to decisions stemming from the Civil Rights Act, many students are not attending the school that's nearest their home.  Bussing is mandatory.

So you end up with three start times for the students and one group has to be first to go and you have to make sure the last group dismissed is home by supper.

That means you can only start classes earlier to create the stagger.

Which means one, bleary-eyed, group is going to school in the dark regardless of it's standard or daylight savings time.

The solution isn't moving the clock around.  It's to stop moving the kids around so much.

Return to the model where it's "The School" and not "the elementary school, the middle school and the high school."

If they're all going the same place, you can shove them onto one bus at the same time.

Returning to a model where you go to the school that's closest to your house also means fewer busses are needed.

Yes, I am aware of why we moved away from this model, but I think much of this is now obsolete. 

Can't Mary Sue

I redid several of my favorite T2K characters in GURPS and I can't introduce them as my Mary Sues because they all have rank.

The ranking PC in the party, so far, is a Specialist!

The "what if I'd never broken my legs and stayed in" literally Me is a sergeant 1st class.  "I'd" have been in the service for 13 years at that point.

My other favorite Mary Sue is 2nd Lieutenant Thomas MacTavish.  The party can't afford no NPC officers.  When I was running MacTavish, two of the players outranked him.

OG T2K made it easier than GURPS to be an officer because it didn't take from other things to be one.  In fact, it was a bonus in the OG rules. 

10 October 2026

Hmmmmmm Beeeeeeeef

Reading this review of the World Without Cows documentary, I am reminded of something I witnessed.

The Iowa Cattlemen's Association dinner in Des Moines was being protested by PETA or some similar organization.

An attendee and his wife were walking past the protesters on their way inside when one of the protesters threw some kind of bright red liquid all over her fur coat.

The police were swift to get between the man and the protesters and he fumed for a moment, made sure no real harm was done to his wife and proceeded inside.

This is where I spotted something the cops missed.

The reason I was there was waiting in line to get into the gun show that was at the upper floor of the same venue as the dinner.

Mr Cattleman did not continue to the downstairs entrance, he went up the escalator to the gun show.

I leaned over the rope at the PETA folks and mentioned, "he's prolly buying something to shoot y'all."

They laughed, but the police overheard me and two of them detached to head upstairs.

THAT made the PETA folks stop laughing.

The cops taking it seriously, to them, meant what I said could be true.

Soon after the PETA people were moved to the other side of the street from the venue. 

Compiled

This is an interesting article that compiles a lot of what I'd been reading about 400 years of North American history and inter-civilizational conflict.

Worth your time, especially if it inspires you to read more about it! 

Some what's in it is why I've hit a writer's block about the Sioux, the 77th Cavalry expedition and the Goo-Goo. 

09 October 2026

I Have A Suggestion

We should execute Hasan with Daisy Red-Riders.

I know that some folk say that a BB gun can't kill a condemned prisoner.

Impatient folk. 

Just Normal Guns Now

ATF says for short barrel rifles, short barrel shotguns, suppressors and any other weapons, at gun shops you fill out a 4473 and we can roll our own at will as long as our state laws are cool with that.

The further specify they aren't gonna bother trying to sort out who is actually a plaintiff here.  Past present and future members of two different gun orgs would be a nightmare to sort through.

I, for one, am not sick of winning yet. 

Dead Che Day!

 

59 years ago, today, the much maligned M1 carbine proved it had what it takes to make good commies!

It is a moment that should be celebrated by everyone everywhere because he was a murderous scumbag who righteously deserved to be shot for even a small portion of what he'd done.

It's a pity they couldn't execute him more than once, to be honest! 

Live Streamed Execution

Hegseth has said they are going to live stream the execution.

I've long thought that executions should be public, so no problem with that.

What I worry about is if they're going to require a login to watch or just put it there.

The real shame is they will likely bury him in secrecy so his grave don't get violated. 

08 October 2026

Mañana

Don't forget to have a rum and Coke tomorrow in honor of Dead Che Day!


 

SUDO APT INSTALL

I, alone, and with just one spur, have managed to install the fonts that go missing every time I upgrade the version of Ubuntu!

I hit the search engine and got an answer and, for a change, I've learned enough from the 20.04 days to be able to understand what I was doing!

Go me! 

For the most part it doesn't matter, but there's some spacing issues in my T2K conversion where the substitute for Arial doesn't line up quite right and it throws off the entire document. 

Did Monsieur Enjoy His Last Meal?

One of the blocks of rat poison we left out is about 1/4 eaten!

I have no idea how much of a block it needs to consume to meet Rat Jeebus, but this is a good sign we got the right poison! 

Picture Test


The insert a picture via URL works on Crispy with Firefox.  It does not work on Firefox with Derpy, but does work with Chromium.

Probably a stuck cookie somewhere.

I'd kinda hoped that the OS upgrade would clear it, but... 

Manually entering the html code still works on all my computers, but it's a little tedious. 

Garands?

I am sure it was click-bait, but saw a headline that said that they might be using Garands in the firing squad for Nidal Hasan.

What I wanna know is if the Army is a member of a recognized CMP-affiliated club and can prove participation in a marksmanship-related activity or otherwise show familiarity with the safe handling of firearms and range procedures.

I'm reasonably sure they meet the age and citizenship requirements. 

07 October 2026

If It Ain't Broke

Looking up stuff to figure out 40mm smoke grenades led me to look at smoke hand grenades.

The US adopted the AN/M8 back in 1940.

Basically the same as the AN/M7 tear gas grenade from 1935 but burning HC (hexachloroethane) smoke instead of CN (chloroacetophenone).  M7A2 and M7A3 burn CS (2-chlorobenzalmalonnitrile).

The M8 was the standard white smoke grenade until replaced by the M83 in 1994, which burns for less time, but emits thicker smoke.

You need to read the markings to tell the M8 from the M83.  The M7 is a different color, but externally the same.

The M18 (1942) is the colored smoke version of the M8 and is externally identical, except for the markings and the color shade being painted on the top.  We still issue the AN/M18!

We changed our fragmentation grenade five times (or three times depending on how you count it) while we kept the same smoke grenades.  Mk II "Pineapple" to M26 to M61 to M33 to M67; though an argument can be made that the differences between the M26 and M61 and M33 and M57 are so small as to not really be a "change." 

That tells me we got the smoke grenade so right we couldn't really improve it. 

 

Update Day

Updated the Mother-In-Law's Lenovo T410 from Ubuntu 22.04 to 24.04.5 to 26.04.1.

Updating Crispy from 22.04.5 to 26.04.1.

Considering doing the same with DerpyPuter. 

Much Delayed

Isaias is going to be the first hurricane of the 2026 season.

In October.

Wow.

Isaias is the 9th named storm, which matches the Colorado prediction from July.

We're still three short on hurricanes and one short on major storms this season and it seems unlikely we're even going to get a second hurricane at this point even if we get a couple more named storms.

I don't mind the break at all. 

06 October 2026

If We're Going To Do This Let's Go All In

If we're going to fire White women for putting their hair in corn-rows then we have to fire a shit ton of Black women who straighten their hair on the same cultural appropriation grounds.

Fair is fair.

Alternatively, we can be sane and stop with thinking that there's a bad thing called cultural appropriation.

Someone copying your hairstyle is an expression of admiration, not contempt. 

Click Moment

I've been trying to Grok the Indian Wars and explain them to people who only get the movie version of history.

And it hit me.

Western Civ did not have total war and the American Indian never didn't have it.

That meant the Indian way of conducting war broke a lot of the rules that the West thought were inherent to having a war.

Unfortunately for the Indians, they learned something on page 2 of the Book of War:

Never teach Western Civ a new way of fighting.

Cowabunga it was.

Could Be A Twofer

The elections in Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Columbia, Ecuador and Honduras give me hope that our problem at the southern border might be self correcting as sane, non-socialist, policies take hold and allow business and commerce to thrive.

Improving the economic situation at home will make it less likely their citizens want to leave there for here.

That'd be great for all nations involved.

Now, if we could get Mexico on board... 

Back To The Terminator



I Think I Can Figure It Out

Gun Stats gives a way too small radius of effect for 40mm grenades.

1 yard vs 8 yards.

Something that burns for 25 seconds, as in the case of an M715, should fill more than a hex.

I can't find a video of anyone using a 40mm smoke round to make an evaluation.

An M18 smoke grenade burns for 50-90 seconds and it really doesn't cover the 7 yard radius promised on p.192 of High Tech.


 The M83 kinda does...

But with about on third the burn time, I'm starting to think that a trail of smoke about a yard wide and extending down wind is what you should expect.  Wind speed will determine the height and how wide the screen will get.

So maybe 2 yards in still wind for the 40mm and 7 yards is plausible for the hand grenades. 

 

 

M7 To M8

It's interesting reading about the changes to the M7 rifle that lead to the XM8 rifle that are based on troop feed back.

Almost exactly as if the M7 was a prototype that did troop trials and resulted in a production version!

And troop trials is something that's been sorely missing from weapons procurement since, at least, the Johnson administration.

When you skip handing a new weapon to a private, you lose a lot of important information about how the gun will get treated, used and abused.

Why did we stop troop trials?

The troops keep preferring the wrong gun.  That's why the M14 is a T44 not a T48 (aka FAL).  That why so many pistol competitions led to the M1911 being retained.  It's among the reasons the M4 carbine kept trucking on.

Troop trials find flaws in designs and that leads to politically connected companies not getting contracts!  Gods forbid a congressman not get feathers to line their nest! 

Troop trials take time and, sometimes, you need to get something out the door in quantity and fix it on the fly.  You do this too many times and you get to thinking this is the normal way of things.

This happened when production problems with the M14 led to MacNamara saying, the troops need a rifle, the M16 is a rifle and the Air Force is happy with it, therefore the Army will be happy with it too (even if I have to order them to be!)

It's actually astonishing, considering the political pressure being brought to bear that the Army got a different version of the M16 from the Air Force AND that it got to the troops, as the XM16E1, as quickly as it did.

Vietnam served as the M16's troop trial.

I seem to recall that rollout was a bit bumpy... 

05 October 2026

Rats!

It happens occasionally.

We have a fruit rat in the garage.

I thought I heard it chewing on something near the car-parts shelf, but couldn't flush it out.

Tonight we saw the cat food container was well chewed.

Poisons on order. 

It's Good To Be A King's Man

Deputy who killed Roger Fortson found not guilty.

What a travesty of justice.

This reminds me so very strongly of what happened to Eric Shaw. 

Obsolete

Didja know that the US doesn't manufacture or issue 40x46mmSR HE grenades anymore?

While I was doing the research to make Guns Stats versions of them I kept hitting the phrase "production complete."

This raises the question about what rounds are available in T2K.

According to Jane's Infantry Weapons 24th Edition 1998-99 the US issues:

M433 HEDP
M576E1 Shotshell
M661 Green Star Parachute
M662 Red Star Parachute
M715 Green Smoke Ground Marker
M716 Yellow Smoke Ground Marker
M674 CS Tear Gas

Compare with the 1967 Vietnam list... 

Does this mean there's no HE around?

No.

HE is still issued by several other nations with 40mm grenade launchers, such as the German DM 11.

40x46mmSR is a NATO standard round after all!

Scattered And Concentrated

I have a friend who is moderately afraid to come visit Florida because of Florida Man stories.

She's fully convinced that there's alligators in every yard.

Seeing a gator around here is uncommon enough we dive for a camera! 

FuzzyGeff recently was in San Francisco and didn't get a single hit on the bingo card for things I see breathlessly reported all the time about the homeless and druggies.

David Freiburger of Hot Rod, Car Craft and Roadkill fame has groused at people hating on the state he was born, raised and still lives in, California.

I know Florida best, and I think it's the same in California as it is here.

There's places you shouldn't go.

Places that are just bad.

What always messes with me about it is how sharp the lines between the good and bad places are.  Crime literally does not cross the street at the borders.

When I go looking, I found those lines in Los Angeles.  I found those lines in Miami-Dade.  I found those lines in Chicago.  I know where those lines are in my local area. 

There's people living perfectly normal, happy, lives in places that I'd consider a Hellhole because I only hear about the criminals across the line in their areas.

I should probably be less prejudiced. 

It's A Test Of Character

Sensitivity readers are a thing in gaming.

They walked over from video games and have infected tabletop role playing.

Pretty much all at once it seemed.

It's a pretty specific form of Karen where they play the tape slower and slower until, THERE'S A DIRTY WORD!

I do love the elaborate trap set in it.

If you don't care if Eskimos are offended by being exonymed...  You're insensitive and the bad guy.

You can't not care.

You MUST care and you must care CORRECTLY. 

What never factors into their decision that you need to be offended for the poor Inuit at being called Eskimos is it mattering.

They never consider the transaction.

What do I get if I stop using Eskimo and start using Inuit?

Aside: I have used the words Eskimo and Inuit more in this post than I have, combined, in my entire life.

If I keep using Eskimo to describe the native population of Alaska, how am I harmed?

Are they as harmed at being called Alaskans, North Americans or Americans?

Because they are Alaskans, Americans and North Americans.

All three terms are exonyms because they are in English. 

As for how this actually affects my life...  It doesn't.

I wasn't even aware that Inuit were offended by being labeled as Eskimos until someone at Steve Jackson Games decided to make certain they got sensitivity credit when they decided they didn't want to be offensive to the Inuit any longer.

Which brings us to the real point.

If you decide to stop being offensive, just stop being offensive.  It's its own reward.  Seeking a prize of recognition for it says you didn't do it because it's the right thing to do.

PS: This little debate makes a Homer Simpson line that much funnier,  "Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."  It's the Inuit and Yupik themselves who've insisted that there's no such people as Eskimos. 

02 October 2026

I'm Out

I have given it my gamest shot but I am just not having fun at one of the local breweries any more.

It really got rammed home when the "free" monthly beer I get for being a member of their mug club isn't really worth coming in for any more because it's so fucking crowded and loud.

I might just be finding out how much money I've been spending at breweries if I stay home from now on.

It also means that will no longer risk bugging my friends with my discomfort.

Warts And All

Forgotten Weapons covering the French version of the Beretta 92 reminded me of a conscious decision.

There's guns I collect because I want to experience that gun.

I have decided that those guns will remain unaltered.

Well, mostly.  The Hi-Power got new stocks while retaining the magazine safety because the plastic stocks were ghastly and mismatched.

But my Beretta M9 keeps the safety-decocker of the FS rather than the just decocker of the G because my issue gun wasn't a G.

The decocker only is objectively better than the safety in that if I accidentally pull it down while racking the slide, I have not just disabled my pistol by putting it on safe unintentionally.

I've never done it, but I've seen it at matches.

This holds true of any pistol with a slide mounted safety.  S&W, I am looking at you.

Magazine safeties used to be something I scrupulously removed.

Now I keep them.

I remind myself that I bought the gun to experience it and the experience includes the magazine safety.

I also, for the most part, don't carry the nostalgia guns or intend to use them for anything serious.

The retro M16 clones stay locked up when we're hunkered down for hurricanes, for example, while the more modern versions of the AR are loaded. 

Two Things I Know Happened

There's two things that people (kooks, really) claim never happened that I am assured did happen by a simple test.

The Soviet Union agreed that they happened.

Those two things are the Moon landings and The Holocaust.

Why is the USSR agreeing they happened such a good barometer?

Because it was in their interest to show that they didn't happen.

I noticed, recently, that we're losing the significance of this as the memory of the Cold War is increasingly in us aging Gen-X minds. 

It Occurs

It hit me today, after The Boy's doctor's office called at 0800 that the main reason us night people resent morning people is not that they call at 0800.

It's that morning people are spent by the time us night people are functioning.

We call after lunch and they're just done for the day.

The resentment comes from the expectation that everyone be ready to respond when THEY are ready, but they don't have to respond when WE'RE ready.

When you combine this with the realization that Government hires morning people almost exclusively... 

01 October 2026

Hockey Night!

Today the local Hockey team plays their first game of the season.

Eyes crossed for a positive start of the season. 

Ya Know...

"Christa Pike, living proof that socialized medicine doesn't work."

- As found on Arfcom.