Monday, The Lovely Harvey answers the door bell.
There is a young man selling steaks door to door. She tries the polite brush-off, "Our freezer is full." He insists that he can rearrange the freezer so that it all will fit. She tells him, simply, "we're not interested." He keeps on pitching. Harvey changes tack, "What part of no aren't you getting? See the 'no soliciting' sign?" He protests that he's just trying to make a living and has a right to sell. Harvey says, "I have the right to shoot you now that you are starting to scare me. Boy, get mommy her gun..."
The Boy brings Harvey her purse, which has her carry gun in it.
Sales guy beats feet.
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