26 March 2007

I Am An Anthropogenic Climate Change Denier

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Next cocksucker that tells me about the hockey stick gets shot. I am not kidding. And most of you should know that I am aware of how many HOURS a human can survive with a stomach wound. I will also treat the fucking mouth breathing idiot to emergency medical care to alleviate shock, but not blood loss.

I will spell it out slowly for the mouth-breathers.

IT IS NOT MAN. IT IS THE SUN. WE LIVE NEXT TO A MAIN-SEQUENCE VARIABLE STAR, CLIMATIC VARIATIONS WILL OCCUR.

Mr Gore had better pray his life never depends on an action from me. I will watch that fuck die and take no action to save his sorry ass.

Pay attention folks, every single time the press reported on something you knew about, you saw they got it wrong, didn't you? Why do you assume they get it right when you don't know anything about the subject at hand?

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