I arrived in Florida from Iowa with a sure plan. I was going to hang out with my friend Dumbass Fuckwad Shitheel, have a little fun, say goodbye and head down to Key West and shoot myself next to the marker for the "farthest South point of the US".
Today also marks the moment where that plan flew off the rails. The Lovely Harvey and I fell in love.
We went out to JD Penguin's, I got drunk, she took advantage of me. [grin!]
Dumbass Fuckwad Shitheel warned me that this was just The Lovely Harvey having a fling and that it would only last for two weeks. Here we are, 570 weeks past expiration and still sickeningly sweetly in love!
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