02 June 2014

Three Gun Rule

Willard has presented a theory concerning marital bliss and firearms ownership.

Your first gun can be about anything.  It's a "one time" purchase.

Your second gun has to be pretty.

Your third gun has to be cheap, like Mosin cheap.

Once you have three, they morph into "the guns" and the average spouse can't tell the difference between them well enough to notice that three became fifty.

Test this wisdom at your own risk.  I assume no liability.

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