31 August 2017

Ashamed To Be An American

To each and every celebrity or politician (and their relatives) who're ashamed of being Americans:

Go to the nation of your choice (may I suggest anywhere in Africa).

Once there, go to the nearest American consulate or embassy.

Once there, ask the nice State Department people for the forms to renounce your citizenship.

Fill those forms out and surrender your American passport.

Now!  You can start becoming a citizen of whatever place you've fled to, and you're going to be astonished at how brusquely you're treated if you try to reenter the USA.

The short version of this suggestion is, "Go away and never come back."

If you're a celebrity who's not an American citizen, just go away and if you hate us so much, stop selling your performances here.  That would show us!  We'd feel that burn for sure.

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