Not only did he learn how his dick compared to others, he also learned what an angstrom is and that he had a handy way of measuring three of them.
Stupid Ricer.
Even funnier that I wasn't racing, I was just going all out to get out of the right lane to avoid being stuck behind the bus. I learned he was racing at the next light because of the howls of laughter from his friends packed in the car.
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