Under CIA Director McThag. (Or Sentator McThag, Representative McThag, Etc...)
A scandal about my extramarital affairs.
The Lovely Harvey and I have an open relationship and she's one hell of a photographer.
She understands that with power comes money and women! In that order.
I just wanna see the breathless reporter blowing the roof off the "scandal" and Harvey saying, "Yeah, she was one of the prettier ones, wanna see pictures?"
Just a side note, the open relationship is real; but entirely theoretical because I remain my charming self. That level of charm has been known to cause perfectly normal well adjusted heterosexual woman to seek the LGBT community with speeds approaching superluminal.
Maybe if I actually had some power... or money...
At least I married above my station!