I've hit the big time with my little blog!
I've been made an offer by Brooks Clifford to write free ad copy for him!
WHAT A DEAL!
I don't even have to send him credit card information at this time!
SWEET!
Brooksie, baby, I am a whore not a slut. You want me in bed you must pay. Handsomely.
Six or seven grand will do nicely as a retainer.
Additional emails from you will be regarded as acceptance of my offer and I will expect remittence within three calendar days from transmission of the email.
Thanks!
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