13 January 2015

Motox

Rhymes with botox!

I have renewed my indenture to the mighty Red V.

All hail the mighty Red V!  Teacher.  Mother.  Secret lover.

Living in the future!

Hop on the internet on your tablet, order a phone custom configured on Wednesday.

It's assembled and boxed in China on Thursday.

Shipped and delivered by Tuesday morning.


You have to special order it.  You cannot order a 32gb Motox from Verizon Wireless or pick one up in a store.  Motorola has a spiffy webpage called moto-maker that walks you through all of the various options (which except for the 16gb or 32gb storage choice are all cosmetic).

I chose 32gb, black front, purple trim and the Mighty Red V exclusive football leather back.  One prays it's actual pigskin.



In exchange for my chains, it was just $25.
Posted by Angus McThag at 00:32
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2 comments:

  1. freddyboomboom13 January, 2015 11:00

    Love the nixie tube clock.

    Nostalgic comment redacted.

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  2. Weer'd Beard13 January, 2015 12:56

    "One prays it's actual pigskin."

    Probably plucked Pangolin after the scales were used for Chinese Traditional Medicine!
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