Come My Birthday

Next birthday, my driver's license expires.  To renew I will need to bring

Primary Identification
Which is one of the following:
Certified United States birth certificate, including territories and District of Columbia
Valid United States Passport or Passport Card
Consular Report of Birth Abroad
Certificate of Naturalization, Form N-550 or Form N-570
Certificate of Citizenship, Form N-560 or Form N-561

Proof of Social Security Number
Which is:
Social Security Card
W-2 form
Pay check
SSA-1099
Any 1099

AND! TWO Proofs of Residential Address
Which means any two of the following:
Deed, mortgage, monthly mortgage statement, mortgage payment booklet or residential rental/lease agreement
Florida Voter Registration Card
Florida Vehicle Registration or Title
Florida Boat Registration or Title (if living on a boat/houseboat)
A statement from a parent, step-parent or legal guardian of an applicant. The parent or guardian must reside at the same residence address, accompany the applicant and present "Proof of Residence Address"
A utility hook up or work order dated within 60 days of the application
Automobile Payment Booklet
Selective Service Card
Medical or health card with address listed
Current homeowner's insurance policy or bill
Current automobile insurance policy or bill
Educational institution transcript forms for the current school year
Unexpired professional license issued by a government agency in the U.S.
W-2 form or 1099 form
Form DS2019, Certificate of Eligibility for Exchange Visitor (J-1) status
A letter from a homeless shelter, transitional service provider, or a half-way house verifying that the customer resides at the shelter address
Utility bills, not more than two months old
Mail from financial institutions; including checking, savings, or investment account statements, not more than two months old
Mail from Federal, State, County or City government agencies (including city and county agencies)
Transients' Sexual Offender/Predator/Career Offender: - FDLE Registration form completed by local sheriff's department

All that to get a driver's license. Something is rotten in Denmark.

This makes me feel just like when I fill out a 4473. You know, the form that the Supreme Court says felons don't have to fill out because of self incrimination? The form which entire point of is to prevent felons from buying guns.