19 April 2025

Welcome To Florida Bitches

Fireworks are legal in Florida.

That means that it sounds like Beruit at New Years and Independence Day.

It also means we get the occasional BOOM here and there.

Screaming at your neighbor for launching a boomer and threatening to call the cops before the noise ordinance kicks in will accomplish little.

We get lots of new people from up North who don't realize that it's not New York / New Jersey / Pennsylvania 'round here.

People from Michigan, however, seem to be accustomed to loud explosions and they don't bat an eye.

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