18 March 2014

Why You Need A Garand

Patton called it the finest battle implement ever devised.

It's the weapon used to kill the shark at the end of Jaws.  You've prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse™ but are you prepared for a Sharkanado?

Not only did the same model rifle fight in both World War Two and Korea, in many cases it was the actual same rifles!

It's lighter than a fully loaded AK! (I know!)

You get to tell the story about the noise the clip makes when it ejects!

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