In my flight sim...
It is December 1956.
I am a pilot in the Royal Air Force flying a Hunter F.5.
I have four 30mm cannon with 150 rounds per gun.
This is a within visual range only plane and the only electronic aid is a ranging radar and lead computing gun sight that lies.
Tonight I killed ten. Five MiG-15bis, two MiG-17 and three MiG-17PF.
But I told you that so I can tell you this.
I have the headphones on.
After ten kills that just seemed to set themselves up, I was excited...
Last one down and I yell jubilantly, "I am a leaf on the wind!"
Luckily, I am not in the Whedonverse!
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