23 March 2014

Watch Me Soar

In my flight sim...

It is December 1956.

I am a pilot in the Royal Air Force flying a Hunter F.5.

I have four 30mm cannon with 150 rounds per gun.

This is a within visual range only plane and the only electronic aid is a ranging radar and lead computing gun sight that lies.

Tonight I killed ten.  Five MiG-15bis, two MiG-17 and three MiG-17PF.

But I told you that so I can tell you this.

I have the headphones on.

After ten kills that just seemed to set themselves up, I was excited...

Last one down and I yell jubilantly, "I am a leaf on the wind!"

Luckily, I am not in the Whedonverse!

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