08 February 2013

Named Storm

Gentle Breeze Stephanie hit the west coast of Florida today causing untold destruction.

Why untold?

Because there wasn't any to speak of!

It's a gentle breeze!  What did you expect?  SNOW?

Naming winter storms up in Yankeefrozenhell is like naming the pleasant weather here, it's too routine and you run out of names and cheapen the branding for when it's important.
Posted by Angus McThag at 08:28
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2 comments:

  1. JD Rush08 February, 2013 10:42

    It's all a Weather Channel tin foil conspiracy to promote Global Intergalactic Climate Warming and a Carbon Tax For the Children. Because we don't have weather anymore, we have events. You can control events...

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  2. Weer'd Beard08 February, 2013 11:57

    It's all marketing bullshit to invoke panic in the sheep because panic sells.

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