26 August 2025

Quoted For Truth

"As [Gamemaster], I am in fact an eldritch god of fate and chaos who may, at any time of my choosing, look down and say "THIS ONE PLEASES ME.""

--R Orbeck 

Posted by Angus McThag at 20:57
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  1. Beans26 August, 2025 21:41

    And, of course, "This one displeases me."

    Or, "You have angered the gods, all of them remove any protection from you, you now have 10 minutes to live..." That last one was a fun one to use on one particular idiot who wanted to attack an eldritch forest in basically the medieval version of cutoffs and a t-shirt and a knife. The above statement was followed by, "You can try to escape the Forest, if you wish, or you can accept your fate." He didn't last 10 minutes. The trees were hungry.

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