19 June 2026

It *IS* Crack

Europeans have discovered Ranch Dressing.

They're even getting in trouble for trying to take it home in their carry-on luggage.

I want them to become familiar with another term, for when they get home:

"First fix is free." 

Posted by Angus McThag at 00:26
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2 comments:

  1. FredLewers19 June, 2026 14:30

    I wonder if anybody has told them about the powdered herbs and spices mix that they can make their own with?

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    1. Angus McThag19 June, 2026 16:24

      That makes me wonder if buttermilk is readily available in Europe. Their dairy laws are so different from ours it's possible you can't get it there.

      I dimly remember sour cream being forbidden in one place we stopped.

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