07 September 2017

Speed

The Lovely Harvey mentioned her initial panic response to the storm having an excellent chance of making landfall in or near Tampa was to wrap The Boy in pool noodles and load me and him into The Precious and let us run while she stayed.

Because The Precious is faster than the Civic.

I had to explain (mansplain?) that a Yugo is as fast as a Bugatti during a Florida evacuation.

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