I finally went and did it.
I have signed up for an NRA life-membership.
They made it entirely too darned easy.
First they discounted it from $1,500 to $600.
Then they are willing to take 24 payments of $25.
I'll just take that out of what I'm not paying to places like Starbucks. It's not a boycott, I just don't like their coffee all that much.