I do so love me a good meme.
Here's what I may be carrying at any given moment.
Springfield M-1911A1 GI in a Galco Miami Classic II.
Smith and Wesson 640-3 in a Galco Royal Guard.
SIG-Sauer P238 in a Don Hume 001.
Your best guess as to the exact load-out.
The 1911 tends to be for cooler weather where I can survive wearing a shirt over a t-shirt. The J-Frame is more my summer gun with an untucked shirt or the pocket of my cargo-shorts. The SIG is a constant companion who lives next to my wallet.