01 June 2017

Woo Hoo!

Gonna have beachfront property by the end of the year!

We're out of the Paris accords, I can feel my skin blistering from the catastrophicanthropogenicglobalclimatechange™®© already!

Ocean levels will probably be up by 12 feet by the end of the week, making MY house ultra-valuable beachfront real estate!

For a week before it rises another 60 feet drowning us all.

Or not.

Probably no affect at all to the weather will happen.

But it does mean we're not going to piss near a trillion a year complying with it and that's a good thing for our economy, not so much for, say, China.

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