29 May 2014

Why I Am Awake

Our cat is 17.

She's a flight risk because she thinks she should be an indoor/outdoor cat.

With at least three great horned owls in the area, bad kitty planning.

I went to bed at a reasonable midnight for a change and woke up at 4am.

Did I mention she's a must be CLOSE to the human bed hog?

I woke up and there's no cat hogging the bed and pinning my legs.

I search the whole house.

I check outside.

I dispair.

Sometimes she manages to get out and we let her in when we let out the dog.

I hope.

I pop in a movie to calm down from worrying.

She jumps up on the bed.

Someplace in this house she has a secret hiding place!

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